-what you say when you burst into the weight room during a party

-"Greg you should come pass out on the couch"
-"One couch, with wheels and an engine (points at door).....coming"
-"You mean a car?!?!"

"Fuck you moon!!!!"
-Jim Turk aka Liquor tank

"I wish I was an astronaut so I could go the moon right now, dig a hole and fuck it"
-LT again

"Greg take your shoes off before you pass out"
"Fuck my ass!"
"Greg where are you going?"
"I'm running awayyyyyyy"
-Fun night with Greg Burt covered in duct tape

"I'm gonna drunk dial my sister and be all like, What's up bitch?'"
-Greg Burt again

"They're having apple sex!!!"
-LT

"Are you sure it's called the Dali Lamma? Nobody's ever heard of the Dali Lamma around here!"
-Dave looking for us in the DOLLAR RAMMA in Montreal

"Ok I am drunk but my penis needs to stay in my pants"
(Looks down at belt) "See this? It's a lock"
(Grabs belt and pulls) "See I can't get it off!!!"
-.............LT

LT: (looking at all the girls coming through the door)
"Oh no there aren't enough penises in here!!!"
Foley: "Don't worry I am an Industrial Management Engineer, we will set up an assembly line!"

"Man this chick is kinda fat"
-Brickman sobering up

"Hangman, isn't that what Phi Sig got suspended for?"
-anonymous while playing hangman

"Who put it in my mouth??"
-David Drew

"No i dont wanna die naked"
-Mini Matt Naked and passed out in the shower

"I am gold, I am Gold. Nooooooooooo"
-Ippie having a night terror after drinking a bottle of rum

"I used to be such a slut before i met Ryan"
-My very drunk girlfriend